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chrisblz. (2014). Kevin Kevinson's LAST EVER Public Appearance!!!!. Vapin' Tuesday Evenings with Chris.

[Editor's note: The following is a partial transcript from a twitch vod in which Kevin Kevinson was interviewed, only weeks before the time of his disappearance.]

Chris: Hey guys, it's Tuesday and WE VAPIN', right?? Right?? Hahahaha. As always we have a special guest to chat with, as I enjoy this Dank Dubbin' sativa. *Chris takes a hit from his vape pen.* Ok ok. We're here with videogame LEGEND Kevin Kevinson!

Kevin: You will address me as Kevin Ærie Kevinson.

Chris: Oh em gee you guys did you hear that? Haha this guy is hilarious! xX_Sorenson_Xx, thank you so much for the sub, much obliged! So uh, Kevin, what are you-

Kevin: Kevin Ærie Kevinson.

Chris: That's like way too long to say my dude, and like... way too many 'Kevins' lol! Can I just call you Aerie or something?

Kevin: Kevin Ærie Kevinson.

Chris: Haha ok ok, sure dude. Scroobydoob in the chat says "chrisblz is the HOTTEST but who's the creepy uncle???" hahahaha you guys!! This is Kevin Eerie Kevinson! He made... uh... he made, uh... that really old game...

Kevin: "BLOOD OATH". 

Chris: Yeah that one! Ok, pogchamps in the chat if you remember "BLOOD OATH"! Pogchamps in the chat... wow there's barely any hahah. boofter420 says "I wasn't alive in the 90s lol". Hahahahaha true! True. So Kevin, tell us about your new Kickstarter! You've got a new Kickstarter, right? Maybe I've got the wrong notes, hold on...

Kevin: Well... Chris... I'm pleased to tell your audience that the wait is over! Because we at maniasoft are finally, officially commencing development on "BLOOD OATH 2".

Chris: Ah yeah ok, dope.

Kevin: It's been a long time coming, and I'M DOING IT!!

Chris: Uh?

Kevin: Sorry, the bitch tries to talk sometimes.

Chris: ??

Kevin: I already TOLD you that you can't be involved! No. No, you don't-SHUT UP! Because... distinctiveness is not something that you're capable of, ok? It's that simple. It's not a gift I can give to you, because it's mine! That's why you'll never get out of here! That's why...

Chris: Wow hahahaha, this guy is losing it! Chat, are you seeing this?

Kevin: I'm the one out here getting money, ok? I'm the one out here dealing with this simple machine, ok? No. No! No, you were supposed to-agh, SHUT UP KARIE, I MADE YOU AND I CAN DESTROY YOU!! I can fix this... I can still fix everything...

Chris: Damn bro do you need me to call somebody? Wow chat is POPPING OFF though!! green_eggs says "Lol Boomers", hahahaha right?? mantra6, thank you so much!

Kevin: I'm a good designer... I'm the best designer in the world... I don't need you...

[Editor's note: The stream goes on for a while after this, but Kevin stops responding intelligibly so I'm just going to cut it off here.]